If You Can Read This My Girlfriend Says You're too Close T-Shirt

If You Can Read This My Girlfriend Says You're too Close T-Shirt - Vignette | Matchy Crew

If You Can Read This My Girlfriend Says You're too Close T-Shirt

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Printed in the USA

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Quantity	Discount	Promo Code
2 items	10% off	MATCHY2
3 items	15% off	MATCHY3
4 items	20% off	MATCHY4

100% Premium Cotton – ultra-soft, breathable, and insanely comfortable for all-day wear
Unisex Regular Fit – a clean, modern cut that fits every style, anytime
Built to Last – durable stitching and high-quality fabric designed for everyday wear
Eco-Friendly Choice – made with sustainable materials you can feel good about
Printed in the USA with Love – crafted with care for a unique, high-quality finish

If You Can Read This Couple T-Shirts

The most passive-aggressive love language ever invented. Grab the "If You Can Read This" Coordinated Tees and let your other half set the boundaries for you 😏

Personal space? Never heard of it — unless you're wearing this. This relationship tee delivers the message loud and clear to anyone standing a little too close: back up, they're taken. Hilariously petty, unexpectedly wholesome, and guaranteed to make every stranger within reading distance take a step back, this matching apparel is the funniest way two people have ever protected each other's bubble.

📏 Size guide

Size Guide

Inches

inch	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	28.0	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33.1	34.3	35.0
Bust	36.2	40.2	44.1	48.0	52.0	55.9	59.8	64.0
Back center sleeve	15.6	17.0	18.5	20.0	21.5	22.8	24.2	25.3

Centimeters

centimeter	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	71	74	76	79	81	84	87	89
Bust	92	102	112	122	132	142	152	162.6
Back center sleeve	39.7	43.2	47.0	50.8	54.6	58.0	61.5	64.3

🔎 Product specifications

Material: 100% cotton
Fabric Weight: 180 g/m²
Fit: Unisex Regular fit
Printing: DTF
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean
Manufacturer Notice: Slight variations may occur between the actual product and mock-up (colors, placement, etc.)

🚚 Processing & Shipping

How long does shipping take?

Processing time: 1–3 business days
Shipping time: 2–5 business days (U.S.), 7–20 days (international)

All items are printed in the United States and shipped from various production facilities across the country. Please note that order processing times may be longer depending on the volume of orders or during peak periods (e.g., Christmas, Mother’s Day, etc.).

💰 Returns & refunds

Do you accept returns?
Yes, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items only. For return instructions, please contact us by email.

Can I cancel my order?
Orders can be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. Please note that we reserve the right to refuse cancellation if the order has already been processed.