if found drunk please return to wife hoodie

If Drunk Return to Hoodie

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Quantity	Discount	Promo Code
2 items	10% off	MATCHY2
3 items	15% off	MATCHY3
4 items	20% off	MATCHY4

Premium Cotton Blend (50/50) – made with USA-grown cotton, soft, warm, and breathable for everyday comfort
Cozy & Durable – pill-resistant fabric with double-needle stitching built to last
Perfect Fit & Feel – ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch for a snug, flexible fit
Functional Design – double-lined hood, adjustable drawcord, and roomy front pouch pocket
Printed in the USA with Love – high-quality print made to stand out and stay vibrant

Personalized Hoodies "If Found Drunk Please Return to Wife"

The most responsible couple fit ever made. Get your name on these "If Drunk Please Return To" coordinated pullovers and never lose each other at a party again 🍻

She's the designated human GPS. He's the one who clearly needs supervision. This hilariously self-aware duo of personalized couple tops puts her name on both pieces. "If Drunk Please Return To [Name]" on his, "I Am [Name]" on hers — because someone in this relationship had to be in charge. Fully customizable, dangerously funny and surprisingly useful, this is the matching wear nobody knew they needed until right now 😂

📏 Size guide

Size Guide

Inches

Inch	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	27	28	29	30	31	32
Bust	40	44	48	52	56	60
Sleeve	22.83	23.23	23.43	23.62	23.62	23.62

Centimeters

Centimeter	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	68.58	71.12	73.66	76.2	78.74	81.28
Bust	101.6	111.76	121.92	132.08	142.24	152.4
Sleeve	58	59	59.5	60	60	60

🔎 Product specifications

Material: 50% USA cotton / 50% polyester blend with air jet yarn (pill-resistant)
Fabric Weight: 8 oz. (midweight fleece)
Construction: Double-needle stitching throughout, 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex for stretch and shape retention
Design Features: Double-lined hood, adjustable matching drawcord, and front pouch pocket
Printing: Double-sided printing using DTG (Direct-to-Garment)
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean
Manufacturer Notice: Slight variations may occur between the actual product and mock-up (colors, placement, etc.)

🚚 Processing & Shipping

How long does shipping take?

Processing time: 1–3 business days
Shipping time: 2–5 business days (U.S.), 7–20 days (international)

All items are printed in the United States and shipped from various production facilities across the country. Please note that order processing times may be longer depending on the volume of orders or during peak periods (e.g., Christmas, Mother’s Day, etc.).

💰 Returns & refunds

Do you accept returns?
Yes, we accept returns within 30 days of delivery for non-personalized items only. For return instructions, please contact us by email.

Can I cancel my order?
Orders can be canceled within 12 hours of purchase. Please note that we reserve the right to refuse cancellation if the order has already been processed.